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Where are the golden ponds of righteousness? Oh lead me to those ponds
Where heaven’s fish dart silver, gold and blue And bitter sweetness lies ajar and honey nights are back to back with Angel fish and silver garden flowers
Let me sink into those ponds and drown beneath the flowers
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CAT ATTACK
if nextdoor's cat was a person not a cat and if it played loud music instead of crapping in my yard, it'd get an ASBO.
but it's a cat. it's not even nextdoor's cat, it's overtheroadandupabit's cat. and it's taken to taunting me.
it sleeps under my car. it saunters out, real slow, when i start the engine, and then kinda glides away, warning me with its wriggly hips.
it's wriggly hips say this: yeah sucker, run me over one day. no-one will believe it was an accident. they'll know it was a professional whack because of the crapping thing.
i can't get into my car now without checking underneath it thoroughly. next door think i'm under-going some kind of terrorist psychosis. overtheroadandupabit don't even know the psychological torture their cat is causing.
i think he's doing it because i rescued a toady-froggy thing from him late one night. perhaps he'll forget about it soon. how long is a cat's memory?
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ON PINK
i wouldn't want anyone to think i've got something against pink. or even tassels. or even pink tassels. just lampshades.
in fact, if you study the scale above you can see just how much i like pink. the two black pointers show the range of pink i really like. the little grey pointer shows the additional range of pink i quite like.
i think you'll agree, that's a pretty wide range of liking pink.
however, if you examine the picture right, you'll see a kind of pink i don't like much. oh i don't mind the colour (which is red anyway) - i mind its particular pinkishness.
incidentally, pink is a remarkably versatile word.
dictionary.com gives 15 definitions: that's eight nouns, four verbs, two adjectives and an idiom. wow.
pink. (n.d.). Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1). Retrieved June 01, 2007, from Dictionary.com website: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pink
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