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THREE CROWNS

Joey falls for certain
Jimmy falls over Jake
Jack now takes the curtain
Allie is such a fake

Slap me with the slapstick
bury me with the paste
smear the paint on real thick
tattoo the smile on your face

Tell me I must wake up
to see you dance and sing
here I stand in make up
the straight man in the ring

chorus
You fumble, you stumble now
Tumble like fools, like clowns
and wonder what blunder now crowns
What you give to me to me to me
What you give to me to me to me

Coco likes roccoco
Joey he likes to please
You stand here just a Bozo
that tries to trick and tease

chorus
You fumble, you stumble now
Tumble like fools, like clowns
and wonder what blunder now crowns
What you give to me to me to me
What you give to me to me to me

---django slydog

verse - A/G/A/Am x 4
chorus - G/D/Em x3 C/G
break - Em/C

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FRUIT THEFT



see these blueberries? well, they're not. they are 46% something else.

yes, yes, i know the label on the front says "Sainsbury's Specially Selected Blueberries Dried" but what it says on the ingredients list on the back is this: "Blueberries (54%)".

even so, in big letters on the back it says "Blueberries 75 grams". well it's not, it can only be about 40 grams or so because the rest is sugar and vegetable oil and stuff.

and here's this: i bought something that very openly was telling me it was some special blueberries someone had selected for me and there were 75 grams of them. i don't expect to have to read the smallprint to find out someone has stolen almost half of them.

dear mr sainsbury, i want my goddam blueberries back you robbing bastard.

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1 et praeparavit Dominus piscem grandem ut degluttiret Ionam et erat Iona in ventre piscis tribus diebus et tribus noctibus
2 et oravit Iona ad Dominum Deum suum de utero piscis
3 et dixit clamavi de tribulatione mea ad Dominum et exaudivit me de ventre inferni clamavi et exaudisti vocem meam
4 et proiecisti me in profundum in corde maris et flumen circumdedit me omnes gurgites tui et fluctus tui super me transierunt
5 et ego dixi abiectus sum a conspectu oculorum tuorum verumtamen rursus videbo templum sanctum tuum
6 circumdederunt me aquae usque ad animam abyssus vallavit me pelagus operuit caput meum
7 ad extrema montium descendi terrae vectes concluserunt me in aeternum et sublevabis de corruptione vitam meam Domine Deus meus
8 cum angustiaretur in me anima mea Domini recordatus sum ut veniat ad te oratio mea ad templum sanctum tuum
9 qui custodiunt vanitates frustra misericordiam suam derelinquunt
10 ego autem in voce laudis immolabo tibi quaecumque vovi reddam pro salute Domino
11 et dixit Dominus pisci et evomuit Ionam in aridam

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