send feedback   SUSTAINED SENTIENCE: NO WAY so i've not written anything on here for ages. but then i had this thought and i got troubled again, so i thought i'd share it with you: it being christmas and all, i'm sat here eating a satsuma (it's a cultural thing). and i'm looking at this smallish ball of orangey squish and i'm supposed to put it in my mouth and then swallow it. and here's the bit that troubles me: this squishy orangey thing then gets turned into me-meat. it gets sort of absorbed into this rubbery tube that's me. and i look at all the things i eat each day and i'm supposed to believe they sustain this squidgey pinkish tube that's nearly six feet long and moves about a lot. nah. think about it. the sums just don't add up. someone somewhere is pulling a flanker. comment

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