send feedback   THREE CROWNS Joey falls for certain Jimmy falls over Jake Jack now takes the curtain Allie is such a fake Slap me with the slapstick bury me with the paste smear the paint on real thick tattoo the smile on your face Tell me I must wake up to see you dance and sing here I stand in make up the straight man in the ring chorus You fumble, you stumble now Tumble like fools, like clowns and wonder what blunder now crowns What you give to me to me to me What you give to me to me to me Coco likes roccoco Joey he likes to please You stand here just a Bozo that tries to trick and tease chorus You fumble, you stumble now Tumble like fools, like clowns and wonder what blunder now crowns What you give to me to me to me What you give to me to me to me ---django slydog verse - A/G/A/Am x 4 chorus - G/D/Em x3 C/G break - Em/C comment   FRUIT THEFT see these blueberries? well, they're not. they are 46% something else. yes, yes, i know the label on the front says "Sainsbury's Specially Selected Blueberries Dried" but what it says on the ingredients list on the back is this: "Blueberries (54%)". even so, in big letters on the back it says "Blueberries 75 grams". well it's not, it can only be about 40 grams or so because the rest is sugar and vegetable oil and stuff. and here's this: i bought something that very openly was telling me it was some special blueberries someone had selected for me and there were 75 grams of them. i don't expect to have to read the smallprint to find out someone has stolen almost half of them. dear mr sainsbury, i want my goddam blueberries back you robbing bastard. comment

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