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YOU DON'T COME CLOSE
you know it's generally known
you got everything at home
kisses out of desperation
bring you more aggravation
and you don't come close
you don't come close
you don't come close
you bring out your souvenirs
soak them wet with your tears
you lose your imagination
out of more aggravation
and you don't come close
you don't come close
you don't come close
you turn red with rage
but act your age
only thing that you regret
you need more time to forget
and you don't come close
you don't come close
you don't come close
-- in memoriam for joey
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QUESTIONS QUESTIONS
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
5. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,"Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
6. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
7. Is there another word for synonym?
8. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
9. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
10. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
11. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
12. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
13. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
14. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
15. How is it possible to have a civil war?
16. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
19. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become
disoriented?
20. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
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